DAILY WORD juke - to fake, to feint, to pretend to go one way and instead go another
INSPIRATION If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou
FORTUNE Loyalty to friends and family is a virtue.
DAILY JOKE Comedy is the ability to make people laugh without making them puke. - Steve Martin
PICKUP LINE You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
WEIRD NEWS OMAHA, NE - A man was paid over $37,000 to print an ad on his forehead. (AP)
DAILY QUOTE The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. - Henry Louis Mencken
RIDDLE What kind of cheese is made backwards? (Edam cheese)
STRANGE FACTS We humans forget approximately 80% of what we learn every day.
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